When
Sunday 13 July 2025, 7:30 pm to 8:30 pm
Where
Newcastle Conservatorium
Cnr Laman Street, Auckland St, Newcastle NSW 2300
Newcastle 2300
This is the official bio for my brand new show You Paid for This. Not to be confused with any of the fakes ones out there. I had to write this bio myself, which really threw my morning plans. I thought coming up with the title was the hard part, but writing a 150 word biography about a comedy show I haven’t performed yet is really hard.
It’s called You Paid for This, and yes, I’m aware you likely haven’t actually paid yet. It’s what we call in the biz “presumptive selling”. A bold, but risky move. The show does what the title suggests, presuming you buy a ticket.
I can’t promise much beyond an hour of jokes, sponsored by you. You haven’t paid yet, but we both know it’s only a matter of time. See you there! Damn it, 143 words.
★★★★ The Age
"side-splittingly funny” - The Time UK
A mixture of belly laughs and tension, - NZ Herald
Rating 16+
Warnings Occasional Course Language, Mature Content